Parallel Universe

Everyone that knows me is aware that I have a fascination with the odd, the intriguing, why even the bizarre. I have always maintained an open mind, especially when it comes to literature or the spoken word. However, I have, in recent days, been perusing the web and it's many blogs. Most authors, creators, writers, ranters are clever and offer some of the most insightful prose, stories, brain droppings and rants. And then, there are, what I would call posers, impostors, illiterates and fools. I came across this beauty (and there are several others just like it) earlier in the evening and upon further inspection, it would appear that it's a strange hodgepodge of words, signifying nothing.
Perhaps this was originally composed in another language and could have subsequently been interpreted online by some misconfigured site (the frosted side of me agrees that I am being fair in my suspiciousness, but the wheat side judges more harshly and is inclined to believe that it's nothing more than a waste of space by some online Philistine...or as my Saturday friend put it: "that blog site is no doubt a translation or they're speaking in tongues and it's the rapture!" ...hilarious, as always).
You be the judge:

New auto loans

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