Here are some rare personal ads that are definitely blog-worthy...
Groovy chick (24) seeks big hunk into otter greasing and cosy evenings at home. Box no: 8146
Rugged middle aged man, own teeth, seeks similar lady (without moustache) for social functions and housekeeping duties. Apply box no: 7321
Ickle bunny wants big bear for warm cuddles and heavy drinking sessions - must be clean and violent. Box no: 2648
Middle aged accordion enthusiast currently living with Mother seeks female for unsavoury practices. Dogs tolerated. Box no: 5955
Gorgeous gal, early 20s with showbiz connections seeks cool soulmate. Must have nice trousers & set of drums. Send photo. Box no: 7624
Bondage & string enthusiast, early 30s athletic female, seeks timid man, 18 - 60. Snuff takers preferred but not essential. Phone 882674 after 7.00pm.
Sheep for sale. Also dead horse available to suitable home. Box no: 9542
Pogo stick collector, male, mid 40s is looking 18 - 24yr old wild totty with adventurous nature. Ugly or fat women need not apply. Box no: 5423
Sensitive but macho poet/musician is waiting for Miss right - must have big chin and work in media. Box no: 4867
Snuffles the dog seeks bitch on heat. GSOH, non smoking. No scrubbers. Box no: 8568
Strikingly attractive professional lady, strict disciplinarian, seeks mild mannered gentleman for occasional torrid evenings of sick and perverse sado-masochism involving fish and lard. No weirdos please. Box no: 6585
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