The chemicals between

Some great quotes about of all things, men...

"Fuck you and your untouchable face. Fuck you for existing in the first place."

"P.M.S.= Putting up with Men's Sh*t! "

"Men adore me, until I show my intelligence, assertiveness and independence. Then I suddenly seem to be a BITCH! Men are such fearful creatures!"

"If a man is standing alone in the woods and says something.....is he still wrong?"

"No matter how good he looks, some girl out there is sick and tired of his bullshit."

"I've come to the conclusion that my soulmate is having a never-ending dinner party with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."

"Everyone is someone else's weirdo."

"Asking a man to be loyal and faithful is like asking a pig to fly!"

"I'm not ready for a commitment. Translation: I just want you to act like a wife, not actually be one."

"Guys who complain about going "down there" because, well..you know...the smell. I kindly invite them to visit the business end of a set of balls."

"Men are like parking lots....
All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!"

"A recent survey asked 100 sexually active women: "Does your c*nt twitch after sex?"
98% replied: "No, he just rolls over and goes to sleep.."