So, after what I can only consider the most hellish week at work, I did a little soothing of the soul with friends last night over dinner. I sat with the wonderboys at King Marketing and my Saturday Friend in a booth that soon filled with all manner of Asian delights, along with a little vino to seal the deal. The conversation ranged through a veritable hodge podge of topics and my head was spinning from the stimulation. Hanging with these friends was just the medicine I needed. At the end of the night, our gracious host brought us our fortunes all wrapped in shiny cellophane. Number one rule: when reading your little white ribbon of paper, from the sweet hardened shell, you must end it with these two words "in bed".
Here is what ours said:
1. Your own path is best (in bed).
2. A thrilling time is in your immediate future (in bed).
3. People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner (in bed).
finally...and I swear I am not making this up...
4. You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to (in bed).
Ah! The glories of humor.
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