Answers to everything unnecessary

Another blogger posted these "meme's" on my comments page, so I'll do my best to answer them:

01) Someone who is likely to sue or someone who is likely to be sued?
Answer: We live in the most litigious times in history. Ambulance chasing lawyers are a dime a dozen and there are more reality law/ court shows on TV than ever before. I'd much rather see the taxpayers money go to a useful cause than for it to be tied up in the legal system's mumbo-jumbo and lining fat lawyers/judges pockets.

02) Apt to see David Hasselhoff in concert or apt to see John Tesh in concert?
Answer: Apt to kill myself first.

03) Likely to wait for an opportunity to say 'no thanks' to a telemarketer or likely to just hang up on them?
Answer: Hanging up on them assumes that I would answer in the first place. Call display has it's merits.

04) Apt to see Madonna in concert or apt to see Celine Dion in concert?
Answer: See question 02.

05) Green beer or corned beef?
Answer: If I knew what "green beer" was, I'd be better equipped to reply to this one.

06) Apt to see Bryan Adams in concert or apt to see Billy Joel in concert?
Answer: I've got to be a sarky bitch on this one in replying to the person that posed these queries to me in the first place: do us all a favor, throw out your record collection and start over.

07) Loving home made pizza (for the cost savings) or loving delivery pizza (for the professional taste)?
Answer: The only place to eat pizza is in an authentic Italian restaurant, prepared by someone named Luigi. Otherwise, it's all dogfood.

08) Apt to see Duran Duran in concert or apt to see INXS in concert?
Answer: Duran Duran used to get me wet! Now they'd be more likely to cause a desert storm. INXS is useless without Michael and seeing them on TV last year in their reality show was like a smack in the face. Now we know what happens to washed up rockers...They get old before your eyes, they puff up beyond recognition and they sell out in the saddest ways possible.

09) One who believes that the RIAA/MPAA are properly and rightfully protecting their content or one who believes they are scum-sucking, litigation-happy bastards?
Answer: File sharing and downloading music off the net shouldn't be considered a criminal offence. Once the music is out there in the ether, we should be able to do with it what we like. Cary Sherman is seriously unreasonable. He'll never catch everyone for piracy and making an example of a few zit faced teeny-boppers isn't going to change a damn thing.

10) Apt to see Bono in concert or apt to see Sting in concert?
Answer: Bono is too busy traveling in his political soap box and handing off his signature sunglasses to Popes and other dignitaries. As for Sting, let him and Trudy keep the kamasutra going and his gob shut.