Simon says

I am always in awe of my friends and the way they manage to express themselves.
It would seem there is a theme this week, given yesterdays entry.
This offering comes from Simon. (I am still laughing out loud):
I've put my car up for sale, I've bought a new smaller bed for the flat in a veiled attempt to make the bedroom look bigger for prospective buyers (Taking this logic one step futher, I'm thinking of hiring two dwarves to show people around when they come to view).